Twilight gorge nugget Taylor Lautner killed it this past Saturday (Dec 12), as guest host on “Saturday Night Live.” Lautner poked fun at his excessive shirtless media attention and relationship with country cutie, Taylor Swift.
Hands down — the funniest skit was the spoof of two teen girls representing Team Jacob and Team Edward obsessive fans.
Lautner plays “Marianna,” a high school girl in a “Team Edward” T-shirt who is reluctantly paired with another girl in a “Team Jacob” tee.
“How can I ever trust her scientific conclusions if she prefers Jacob to Edward?” he lisped, clad in a jean skirt, leggings and long-haired wig. “Jacob smells like a wet dog!” Spoofing girls who crush on Edward, Taylor even made out with a Robert Pattinson notebook at one point and insisted that Jacob had “CGI abs.” “If those abs were real,” he insists, “then the dude who played Jacob deserves an Oscar.”
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